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HERSELF, WITH THE MONITORS
MAY NOT YET REACH US FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS
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IONS OF WHICH
DAMNED INNOCENT
UNSETTLE TRON
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Q-BACKED
IF YOU GIVE A SHIT
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KAZON MINING GRIFT
DEUTERIUM-COATED THREE YEAR OLDS
RAMPANT
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SAY IT’S OUTSOURCED
SAY IT’S DRUNK
SAY IT’S CLOSER TO A THEME PARK THAN A HORROR SHOW
FOX WHO?
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HALF A STAR FOR THE LIZARD EP
ZERO STARS FOR HER
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KEEP GOING DOWN THIS PATH NED
KEEP GOING DOWN THIS PATH AND THE KIDS ARE GONNA DISCOVER KORSCH DIG UP ROBESON THINK ABOUT
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VOIGT AS BAO ZHENG
STREEP AS THE ANC
DID SANKARA HAVE A LISP?
CAN KOREAN PEOPLE LIE?
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SORRY GENE
NOT GONNA WATCH THIS SHIT ANYMORE
POST-OMIE
KA
OMIES ALL ALONG
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UN THE COSMOS
UN IT
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EXPLAIN HYPERSPACE
TO A BIGOT
MAKE HIM WATCH
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FERMI’S NOTE ON A TAMPON
EYES ON A STICK ON A STICK ON A PORCH MADE OF RUBIN
SILICON-BASED?
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FUCK, IF THEY’RE NOT IN ROCHDALE, WHERE ARE THEY?
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BALKANIZE
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FINGER THE CAST OF CLUE
START WITH MIKE
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I’M THE CAPTAIN
YOU’RE THE SHIP
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NO TIME FOR GRAMSCI
HES DOME-SHAPED
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SILENTLY HATE NEW TREK
WE CARE
REALLY CARE ABOUT THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE. ABOUT KEN’S FACE. ABOUT THAT SUDDEN JUMP TO 2700. SEDNA WONT RECEIVE THE ATTENTION IT CRAVES, THERE’S ALL THAT METHANE, NOT ENOUGH METHANE, CAN IT BE MINED? WE UNDERSTAND YOU PUT THE CONE-SHAPED BASE IN BUT WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE BEYOND THAT? ARE THE HALLWAYS UNIFORM? DO IRANIANS DO THINGS? DON’T WRITE DUNE. AGAIN.
GET SATAN.
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ASSUMING
IF THEY BOTH WENT BACK TO THE TENTH CENTURY WITH A SOLDERING IRON, WHO WOULD GAWP FIRST, GALILEO?
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GALILEO.
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IN BANGLADESH,
GALILEO.
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FUSION IN 50 YEARS,
GALILEO
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AMPAK
ŠE VEDNO NE MORE STOPITI KVARKOV NEVTR-
BUT STILL SHE CAN’T MELT THE QUARKS OF THE NEUTRON STAR NOR CHARM THEM NO ONE CAN BOY DID WE TRY
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MALZBERG
THAT REAL FUCKING PRICK
PERISHED IN THE NIGHT
WROTE A NOVELLA ABOUT IT
‘LENA WAS ME
I’D NEVER FUCK ME’
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ETHICS [2]
A HUNDRED MILLION THOUSAND BILLION TRILLION THOUSAND MILLION WORDPRESS SITES JIGGING LONELY TIL THE COLD DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE READ MINE IT’S BODHI ITS
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YU FEI
SELLING SKAG IN A SHENZHEN SKATE PARK
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LOOK
THE VISITOR
IS NOT AS GOOD AS YOU REMEMBER IT TO BE
CRIES BEN KLASSEN
TO THE MOLIAN AMBASSADOR
NOT GOOD AT ALL
BUT REALLY HE’S UPSET ABOUT CARL, CARL’S DEAD, CARL DID ALL THE WORK, ALL THE ORGANISING, THE PHRENOLOGY ZINES, THE JUMPING OUT OF THE BUSH IN A CLAY MASK CAMPAIGN, THE BABEL 17 BOYCOTT, THE TERROR NOMI-
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SHE COMES
IN A BLACK FUNNEL
HELPED BY F
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2047
ALBANIANS USE STEROID CREAM ON THEIR FACE
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3047
REPTILE INTRIGUE IN THE AQUEDUCT, TALK OF LACLAU
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9047
BAPTIST RAP, MULTIPLE VECTORS
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20000047
ČE NE BOMO SKUPAJ SAMI…
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NO CALLING DAVID WARNER
HES LIQUID NOW
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SCI-FI NOVEL:
WALLS MILITARY GREY
WINDOWS FECKLESS
SUCK THE AIR OUT THE AIRLOCK SUCK THE DOOR THE HINGES THE CHIPPED PAINT
CHANGE HEADS
STARE AT THE TOKAMAK
TURN ON THE YOU-DON’T-KNOW-ANY-OTHER-FUCKING-LANGUAGE MACHINE
WEAPONIZE GOWRON’S LIPS
MANAGE IS GING LEI
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW
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STAR OF THE LATE 1950’S
LUSH THIGHS
READS HEINLEIN
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SEASON 7 EPISODE 27 OFF THE CUFF AT PATRICK STEWARTS HOUSE FILMED BY THE HELP PICARD PLAYS THE FLUTE GUINAN RUNS A SLIGHTLY BETTER BAR WORF SLIDES
INTO THE BLUE GALAXY
COM STABILISERS
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FEDERATION GOES DOOR TO DOOR
GETS TWO ‘MAYBES’
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TWO CRITICS
BECAME RIKER
GENUINELY BECAME HIM
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RIKER’S ID
RIKER’S SEX DEN
RIKER’S APPROACH TO JELLICO
RIKER’S HEAD TILT
RIKER’S
64 CASES OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT, HALF IN TEN FORWARD, SOME IN CARGO BAY 6, ONE IN A CULT, THEY’RE LYING CAPTAIN, VIDEO’S GRAINY, SHE CRAWLED BACKWARDS ONTO ME, UNIFORM WAS TIGHT, SHE WAS 12? IT’S A ROMULAN PLOT, ROMULAN COPS, ASK DATA, ASK GEORDI, ASK ENSIGN KELLOGG SHE WAS UNDER THE BED, THOSE AREN’T MY PYJAMAS, TROI DARED ME, THE HOLODECK ISN’T PSYCHOLOGICALLY VAL-…IT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING, FARPOINT WAS YEARS AGO, McCOY DID WORSE, SO DID THE KLINGONS, O’BRIEN HAD A WANK IN THE TRANSPORTER ROOM, WHAT KNICKERS? IT WAS REGENERATING, I DIDN’T-
PICARD SALIVATES
WADAYAAARGHHSTEELDUUNEER, WILL?
BREATHES
WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE, WILL?
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DRAW A PLASMA CONDUIT
DARE YA
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YOU DON’T
YOU GET TO PLUTO BUT FORGET THE BOILING POINT OF METHANE WHEN THE GUARD ASKS YOU
FINE
GO TO MAKEMAKE INSTEAD
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NEW NOVEL:
ALIENS KIDNAP SAM HARRIS, STRAP HIM TO THE KUIPER BELT, REPEATEDLY TAKE HIM OUT OF CONTEXT
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BANDA WON’T
READ WISE BLOOD
YET
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EDITOR’S NOTE:
VEČINA LJUDI GLEDA ‘DOMOV SAM’
NE ‘BLAKEJEVIH SEDEM’
NE VEM ZAKAJ
