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HERSELF, WITH THE MONITORS

MAY NOT YET REACH US FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS

IONS OF WHICH

DAMNED INNOCENT

UNSETTLE TRON

Q-BACKED

IF YOU GIVE A SHIT

 –

KAZON MINING GRIFT

DEUTERIUM-COATED THREE YEAR OLDS

RAMPANT

SAY IT’S OUTSOURCED

SAY IT’S DRUNK

SAY IT’S CLOSER TO A THEME PARK THAN A HORROR SHOW

FOX WHO?

HALF A STAR FOR THE LIZARD EP

ZERO STARS FOR HER

KEEP GOING DOWN THIS PATH NED

KEEP GOING DOWN THIS PATH AND THE KIDS ARE GONNA DISCOVER KORSCH DIG UP ROBESON THINK ABOUT

VOIGT AS BAO ZHENG

STREEP AS THE ANC

DID SANKARA HAVE A LISP?

CAN KOREAN PEOPLE LIE?

 SORRY GENE

NOT GONNA WATCH THIS SHIT ANYMORE

POST-OMIE

KA

OMIES ALL ALONG

UN THE COSMOS

UN IT

EXPLAIN HYPERSPACE

TO A BIGOT

MAKE HIM WATCH

FERMI’S NOTE ON A TAMPON

EYES ON A STICK ON A STICK ON A PORCH MADE OF RUBIN

SILICON-BASED?

FUCK, IF THEY’RE NOT IN ROCHDALE, WHERE ARE THEY?

BALKANIZE

FINGER THE CAST OF CLUE

START WITH MIKE

I’M THE CAPTAIN

YOU’RE THE SHIP

NO TIME FOR GRAMSCI

HES DOME-SHAPED

SILENTLY HATE NEW TREK

WE CARE

REALLY CARE ABOUT THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE. ABOUT KEN’S FACE. ABOUT THAT SUDDEN JUMP TO 2700. SEDNA WONT RECEIVE THE ATTENTION IT CRAVES, THERE’S ALL THAT METHANE, NOT ENOUGH METHANE, CAN IT BE MINED? WE UNDERSTAND YOU PUT THE CONE-SHAPED BASE IN BUT WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE BEYOND THAT? ARE THE HALLWAYS UNIFORM? DO IRANIANS DO THINGS? DON’T WRITE DUNE. AGAIN.

GET SATAN.

ASSUMING

IF THEY BOTH WENT BACK TO THE TENTH CENTURY WITH A SOLDERING IRON, WHO WOULD GAWP FIRST, GALILEO?

GALILEO.

IN BANGLADESH,

GALILEO.

FUSION IN 50 YEARS,

GALILEO

AMPAK

ŠE VEDNO NE MORE STOPITI KVARKOV NEVTR-

BUT STILL SHE CAN’T MELT THE QUARKS OF THE NEUTRON STAR NOR CHARM THEM NO ONE CAN BOY DID WE TRY

MALZBERG

THAT REAL FUCKING PRICK

PERISHED IN THE NIGHT

WROTE A NOVELLA ABOUT IT

‘LENA WAS ME

I’D NEVER FUCK ME’

ETHICS [2]

A HUNDRED MILLION THOUSAND BILLION TRILLION THOUSAND MILLION WORDPRESS SITES JIGGING LONELY TIL THE COLD DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE READ MINE IT’S BODHI ITS

YU FEI

SELLING SKAG IN A SHENZHEN SKATE PARK

LOOK

THE VISITOR

IS NOT AS GOOD AS YOU REMEMBER IT TO BE

CRIES BEN KLASSEN

TO THE MOLIAN AMBASSADOR

NOT GOOD AT ALL

BUT REALLY HE’S UPSET ABOUT CARL, CARL’S DEAD, CARL DID ALL THE WORK, ALL THE ORGANISING, THE PHRENOLOGY ZINES, THE JUMPING OUT OF THE BUSH IN A CLAY MASK CAMPAIGN, THE BABEL 17 BOYCOTT, THE TERROR NOMI-

SHE COMES

IN A BLACK FUNNEL

HELPED BY F

2047

ALBANIANS USE STEROID CREAM ON THEIR FACE

3047

REPTILE INTRIGUE IN THE AQUEDUCT, TALK OF LACLAU

9047

BAPTIST RAP, MULTIPLE VECTORS

20000047

ČE NE BOMO SKUPAJ SAMI…

NO CALLING DAVID WARNER

HES LIQUID NOW

 SCI-FI NOVEL:

WALLS MILITARY GREY

WINDOWS FECKLESS

SUCK THE AIR OUT THE AIRLOCK SUCK THE DOOR THE HINGES THE CHIPPED PAINT

CHANGE HEADS

STARE AT THE TOKAMAK

TURN ON THE YOU-DON’T-KNOW-ANY-OTHER-FUCKING-LANGUAGE MACHINE

WEAPONIZE GOWRON’S LIPS

MANAGE IS GING LEI

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW

STAR OF THE LATE 1950’S

LUSH THIGHS

READS HEINLEIN

SEASON 7 EPISODE 27 OFF THE CUFF AT PATRICK STEWARTS HOUSE FILMED BY THE HELP PICARD PLAYS THE FLUTE GUINAN RUNS A SLIGHTLY BETTER BAR WORF SLIDES

INTO THE BLUE GALAXY

COM STABILISERS

FEDERATION GOES DOOR TO DOOR

GETS TWO ‘MAYBES’

TWO CRITICS

BECAME RIKER

GENUINELY BECAME HIM

RIKER’S ID

RIKER’S SEX DEN

RIKER’S APPROACH TO JELLICO

RIKER’S HEAD TILT

RIKER’S

64 CASES OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT, HALF IN TEN FORWARD,  SOME IN CARGO BAY 6, ONE IN A CULT, THEY’RE LYING CAPTAIN, VIDEO’S GRAINY, SHE CRAWLED BACKWARDS ONTO ME, UNIFORM WAS TIGHT, SHE WAS 12? IT’S A ROMULAN PLOT, ROMULAN COPS, ASK DATA, ASK GEORDI, ASK ENSIGN KELLOGG SHE WAS UNDER THE BED, THOSE AREN’T MY PYJAMAS, TROI DARED ME, THE HOLODECK ISN’T PSYCHOLOGICALLY VAL-…IT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING, FARPOINT WAS YEARS AGO, McCOY DID WORSE, SO DID THE KLINGONS, O’BRIEN HAD A WANK IN THE TRANSPORTER ROOM, WHAT KNICKERS? IT WAS REGENERATING, I DIDN’T-

PICARD SALIVATES

WADAYAAARGHHSTEELDUUNEER, WILL?

BREATHES

WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE, WILL?

DRAW A PLASMA CONDUIT

DARE YA

YOU DON’T

YOU GET TO PLUTO BUT FORGET THE BOILING POINT OF METHANE WHEN THE GUARD ASKS YOU

FINE

GO TO MAKEMAKE INSTEAD

NEW NOVEL:

ALIENS KIDNAP SAM HARRIS, STRAP HIM TO THE KUIPER BELT, REPEATEDLY TAKE HIM OUT OF CONTEXT

BANDA WON’T

READ WISE BLOOD

YET

EDITOR’S NOTE:

VEČINA LJUDI GLEDA ‘DOMOV SAM’

NE ‘BLAKEJEVIH SEDEM’

NE VEM ZAKAJ

 

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