福爾摩斯 [HOLMES]

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福爾摩斯

in lieu of novelty

drips cocaine shoots the wall shoots the curtains the wall the cocaine never Watson shoots the violin plays it with holes sucks the holes shoots the strings shoots the sighs from tea lady lips the groans too the knees the artifice of what they’ve come to what they were what they originally tried to

“Watson, you slab, what’s this?”

Foregoing spit

population control or bust 的 Holmes

picks up the periodical

spies a new movement

ah, Tzara, the man with the tan

Dada something dada, the revelation of psyche, raw as can be

very nice

I hope it’s structured

formulaic

cos without structure there’s no eyes

no receptive sponge

they’ll say they like it but they’ll never read it

trust me

I stand in line with these wretches

I smoke at them

Watson, look at this, read this, put your ossified fucking thought dungeon on this

doctor of no patients

lump of Afghan bullshit

shot by who?

Lord Calendar in blackface?

Get over here, read this, put your face five cm from this shit

my dear friend

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[INSERT DIFFICULT POEM]

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Tell me Watson tell me tell me the way a potato would

is this art?

Is this the successor to Raphael, to Beethoven, to Seinfeld, to Catdog, to Kentaro the Mime? Is this something people can read pages of?

The blow up Watson doll failed to respond

but in its head

it agreed with Holmes

cos it was Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

figment of a figment

callous

uncommunicative

rude in Japan

Holmes

Holmes of Baker Street

Holmes In Marbella

Holmes In The Lake District

Holmes Vs Dracula

Holmes In The Sewers

Holmes In Heat

Holmes On The Verge Of

Holmes At The Double

Holmes Goes Vegan Ga Ma

Holmes On The Run

Holmes Thinking Of Ending Things

Holmes Returns

Holmes As A Pensioner

Holmes On His Knees, Takes HUGE BARBARIAN COCK In Mouth

Holmes Survives

Holmes Vs The Mischievous Gnomes

Holmes Goes To The Circus

Holmes on Fake Holmes on horizon boat Holmes off camping with Holmes without fear Holmes alone dick on the tea tray barrelling

Holmes And That Woman

Holmes Vs The Stylish Banker

Holmes Deviates

Holmes Cubed

Holmes in Sherwood

Holmes And The Case That Wouldn’t Be Solved

Holmes In A Greenhouse

Holmes Apartheid

Holmes All Up In Your Grill

Holmes In The Thick Of

“Maybe we can dig a bit deeper, eh, Watson? Take it piece by piece, see if there’s intent behind the insanity. Was it composed in an opium shack? Perhaps. But that does not make it Candide. Not that I enjoyed that drivel. Why would I? Voltaire was a commie. Pretending not to be. Whereas I’m a theoretical commie. Maybe in a thousand years, in a quiet way. Led by sociopaths, of course. The kind who show no interest in murder, not the other kind. Have you read Bogdanov? My God. I detest society and all its forms but my god, we can’t have that, it’s anarchy, it’s adventurous, people would be all up in my face, sharing my bathtub, expecting me to grow vegetables on roof farms. No, Watson, it can’t happen, it shan’t happen, the queen will see to that, if she can waddle that far, I’m sure she can, and if not, she can order one of the feel-good Indians to carry her. They’re probably fucking her, the Scots too…it’s a sorry state of affairs, Watson, which is why I coop myself up in here all day, shooting at the walls, living off a stipend, please, don’t mention my parents, don’t mention any parents, cyphers more than people, what do they do every day, any hobbies, they say they’re going to learn French again but do they? This is irrelevant, why did we pursue this? Back to the poem, if that’s what it is…line by line, limb by limb…don’t be coy, Watson, I expect commentary…can’t hide behind that ‘doctor not a thinker’ excuse forever…

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HERSELF, WITH THE MONITORS

MAY NOT YET REACH US FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS

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Herself is who?

She possesses monitors, why?

Do we wish her to reach us or would that be our doom?

Billions of years…billions…something on the cosmic scale…tentacled, perhaps?

Watson, speak, say something

Is there meaning in this?

Herself as a subject, linked to MAY NOT…it irks me, the impudence of it…yet the rest conforms…grammatically…

Next.

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IONS OF WHICH

DAMNED INNOCENT

UNSETTLE TRON

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No.

No, Watson.

Ions cannot be innocent…

Damned and innocent, an ironic pair, in the appropriate structure, possibly…

Who is this Tron?

A Russian?

Ah, the revelation of psyche, raw…I know, I know, I’m being unfairly harsh…but the irregularity of it, the lack of design…

Design?

Is there pattern in this, Watson? Can you with your workmanlike brain glimpse that which I cannot?

Unsettle Tron…

Herself with monitors…

That could be it…could be…

Do we not force order onto our thoughts? Are the very words I speak to you now not an artifice of intellect? But then what passage is left, if thought cannot be expressed? The written word itself is a façade…how could we continue to exist if our impulses were exposed…expatriated?

This dadaism…a halfway house, perhaps?

A lick of the monster’s skin.

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HALF A STAR FOR THE LIZARD EP

ZERO STARS FOR HER

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But how, Watson?

How do we wrestle with this?

Lizard ep…half a star…a reward system?

These references…they’re constant…lizard ep? It is baffling…ep for epoch? Ep for epilepsy?

Wait.

Was that the door?

A visitor, Watson? On my day off?

Quick, hide the poem

Put on your pants

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

greet them

 you vapid wretch

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