NOTE: This one’s quite long, quite sleazy and turns most Trek characters into pervs. Don’t read if the idea of Odo having sex upsets you.
Vic Fontaine stands on the same set used for Federation sex parties, singing slowly to a tedious beat. The musicians in the background look tired, as if they’ve been playing since Season 1.
Dax, Worf, Bashir, O’Brien, Kira, Odo, Worf, Dax, Worf, Bashir, Odo, Kira, Worf, O’Brien and Worf stand at the bar watching him.
Worf checks his watch, grimaces then leans over to Jadzia. ‘When does it end?’
Dax puts a finger to her mouth.
‘It’s been an hour already…’
‘How can one man sing for so long?’
Vic seems to notice the Klingon turning against him, and the song ends. He walks over and lets Bashir introduce him to everyone.
‘This is Dax and Worf…’
‘Hey…how long have you guys been married?’
Dax and Worf look surprised. ‘How did you know we were married?’ asks Worf.
‘Easy, when you’ve been around as long as I have, you notice things.’
Vic notices the Chief staring at a pretty extra nearby. ‘Hey, buddy, don’t worry…’
‘It’s okay to touch, just don’t let the wife catch you.’
The Chief nods. ‘I’ve waited so long for someone to say that…you know, I’ve been poking the same woman for eight seasons now.’ Continue reading