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This one is a bit of a cheat as it’s not on the redlettermedia botw list, but, to me, is definitely trash.

How do you fuck up a temporally unmoored house story?

Why is the hero so bland, his sidekick so unfunny?

At one point, they rescue a virgin who’s about to be sacrificed by Aztecs in a Star Trek cave and after that language is just never a problem, even when the MC hooks up with her.

I do not like this film.

The scrawls below are way more than it deserves and those scrawls are shit.

It’s on YouTube if you’re interested.

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