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‘I look into the eyes of Leo Fong and I see nothing but darkness.’ – Jay Bauman [with not bad German accent]
As usual, I can’t say Showdown is good, but it is entertaining, mostly cos of Leo Fong as drifter vigilante James Long and Werner Herzog as the biker gang leader.
Also, the ‘mafia retirement village as autonomous zone’ concept is insane.
Makes no sense whatsoever.
Note: it may be apparent from the constant namedrops of Count Menliff and Nevenka that I have also mixed in a bit of Mario Bava’s The Whip and the Body. No special reason, I was just watching it at the time and felt that it could offer something that my normal brain state wouldn’t pick up on.
A lot of my Trash F-log pieces work that way. Random collisions. It’s quite liberating. If you’re a writer, you should try it [if you’re not already].
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Not the moon nor
Czechia nor
Ancapistan nor
Chernarus
but an isolated castle on the Eastern European coast inside a small retirement village enfolded within multivalent Texas where the law looks several other ways cos those ways are village ruin porn and the other way is primeval biker gang led by the eldest son of down-on-his-luck Count Menliff who’s just back from a really disappointing crack deal.
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Atmos?
Down-on-his-luck Count Menliff is old and ritualised.
Everyone would.
The landscape is nobody.
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Inside the Count’s car [yap min] lies an explosive device that will allow him to dimension hop. His youngest son is in fact his daughter who loves him very much despite the down-ish luck and shack habitat that he is malting away in [ga ma]. She will not see the car implode. The cavalry is lost in a poor excuse for a supermarket.
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One day [itsuka], the retirement village wakes up mafia-shaped.
Microbe of kitsch, post-elderly, forgetters of how to garotte, gun is for white people dressed as Latino friend, enervated, drool all night, shit at cleaning.
Pathos?
Bones may be frail but
once
long ago [ho dor lin tsin]
they murdered for a living, for fun even, snuffing out bench-mensch with anionic detergent shots.
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