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He’ll poke his sister…even if she’s dead!

wasn’t the tagline for White Fire but could’ve been as the lead, Robert Ginty, forces a prostitute to surgically alter herself to look like his recently murdered sister so he can fondle her tits on a yacht in Instambul [in-movie spelling] and say, ‘technically not my sister, but I’ll stop anyway cos the camera crew’s still here.’

Honestly, the incest angle is the only thing that makes this memorable.

That and the Italian Demoniak woman who saws through a guy’s dick. Her accent is so thick, like it’s been dubbed to English then back to Italian and then back to English again. I think she gets killed at the end but I’m not sure. Maybe an open vein to White Fire 2 there?

You may also notice, in the piece below, a story underneath the sketches/dialogue boxes. That was a random thing I wrote last year called Bad Simulacros. I tried to submit it to a few places, but no one was interested. Perhaps cos it’s too good. I don’t know. I like it and that means pretty much nothing. So I’ve done the ultimate murder and covered it with White Fire references. But not so murderous that you can’t see 98% of the underlying text. Cos it is quite good. At least I think it is.

Does anyone else feel depressed right now?

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