Malzberg Portal To…
RIKER’S SEX DEN
RIKER’S APPROACH TO JELLICO
RIKER’S HEAD TILT
RIKER’S
64 CASES OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT, HALF IN TEN FORWARD, SOME IN CARGO BAY 6, ONE IN A CULT, THEY’RE LYING CAPTAIN, VIDEO’S GRAINY, SHE CRAWLED BACKWARDS ONTO ME, UNIFORM WAS TIGHT, SHE WAS 12? IT’S A ROMULAN PLOT, ROMULAN COPS, ASK DATA, ASK GEORDI, ASK ENSIGN KELLOGG SHE WAS UNDER THE BED, THOSE AREN’T MY PYJAMAS, TROI DARED ME, THE HOLODECK ISN’T PSYCHOLOGICALLY VAL-…IT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING, FARPOINT WAS YEARS AGO, McCOY DID WORSE, SO DID THE KLINGONS, O’BRIEN HAD A WANK IN THE TRANSPORTER ROOM, WHAT KNICKERS? IT WAS REGENERATING, I DIDN’T-
PICARD SALIVATES
WADAYAAARGHHSTEELDUUNEER, WILL?
BREATHES
WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE, WILL?
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Not Yet Trek [the state of things]
FOX NEWS on the corner
handing out grot pics
COP with a 10FT DICK
DOMINATES
30% 40% 50% animals, 1% quit
Rest of them
You’re talking to a mannequin
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You can drop ‘dou ka’ no one cares
Arfeeffeffggghhjsjsjjuiduzxiegrentisrealnnsghgegjhd
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The AIR-banishing PENTAGRAM heard your cries for help and
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Go wrong
Write zine called go wrong
Refugee sells refugee to a refugee collector down in Bay City, they’re grateful, it rains
In the other room
Black people watch white comedy
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Bloomberg 1942-2845
IF IT’S 95, KILL IT
IF IT’S 85, KILL IT
IF IT’S 75, KILL IT
IF IT’S 65, 65’S A GOOD AGE, KILL IT
IF IT’S KEN LOACH-ESQUE, KILL IT
KILL HATE EDIT FLAY
VOTE ME
MIKE
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Lem Face
I’m sorry Chopin
Your website is shit
Argh
Next thing I knew I was back on my ship
Saying boon
Some sort of scholar
Saying boon too
Neither of us plans to read Dune
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Urdu Camper van [textbooks lie]
Jezuz, Zico
Not everyone in India has a sharpie
Factories and shoes
Factories and shoos
who builds the builders, who buries the toys?
Ghandi grammar, Modi verbs
modi them sideways
into alleys within alleys within alleys within alleys winter alleys without allies within alleys and alleys and alleys within alleys within Tim Allen doesn’t care within alleys and alleys and
hi Shaani
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Bad Hungarian
Neon power clit
subverts
bus driver monologue
wooden bench, big palace, sexy guards
we’re in some real pretty shit now man
big man
my man
some of my best friends are chin-shaped and
quiet and
honestly
guh versus juh
means little
when there’s no second parachute
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Winter Budapest
Two seventeen becomes
two eighteen becomes
27 districts of
Hungarian lonely
wanking to our layout plan
heroes scratched
waiting for cop name
Jesus, that sharp?
At least you didn’t roll off a cliff
Grace Park.
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German Post Office
fanny jackal
roams supermarket
no trolley but fish with a face
and
jevil is devil with a j
Slovene
mysteries are the best
even
Fairuza Balk can agree
