Gloved Whedon

When I was 20

I had abs

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In metaphysical terms

it’s a body and another body and possibly a Mexican

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Doesn’t have tits

yet

here I am

explaining what I suspect is Gramsci’s concept of hegemony

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Tradition, baby.

bitch if she’s got a head on her

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[This one is on expat press and can be read here]

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Dirty Futurism

MMMMMMMM

MMMMMMMMMMM

MMMM

M

Molecular in the best possible way

Muons duped by kulak lies

Mensheviks begging at the warp core

Machinery the VERY warmest shade of lib

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Moddey Dhoo

Green carpet

gunshots

4 days for the bus to explode

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Ja ja ja ja

if your horse tries to vote

hide hay

burn horse

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Malzberg Portal To…

RIKER’S SEX DEN

RIKER’S APPROACH TO JELLICO

RIKER’S HEAD TILT

RIKER’S

64 CASES OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT, HALF IN TEN FORWARD,  SOME IN CARGO BAY 6, ONE IN A CULT, THEY’RE LYING CAPTAIN, VIDEO’S GRAINY, SHE CRAWLED BACKWARDS ONTO ME, UNIFORM WAS TIGHT, SHE WAS 12? IT’S A ROMULAN PLOT, ROMULAN COPS, ASK DATA, ASK GEORDI, ASK ENSIGN KELLOGG SHE WAS UNDER THE BED, THOSE AREN’T MY PYJAMAS, TROI DARED ME, THE HOLODECK ISN’T PSYCHOLOGICALLY VAL-…IT DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING, FARPOINT WAS YEARS AGO, McCOY DID WORSE, SO DID THE KLINGONS, O’BRIEN HAD A WANK IN THE TRANSPORTER ROOM, WHAT KNICKERS? IT WAS REGENERATING, I DIDN’T-

PICARD SALIVATES

WADAYAAARGHHSTEELDUUNEER, WILL?

BREATHES

WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE, WILL?

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Not Yet Trek [the state of things]

FOX NEWS on the corner

handing out grot pics

COP with a 10FT DICK

DOMINATES

30% 40% 50% animals, 1% quit

Rest of them

You’re talking to a mannequin

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You can drop ‘dou ka’ no one cares

Arfeeffeffggghhjsjsjjuiduzxiegrentisrealnnsghgegjhd

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The AIR-banishing PENTAGRAM heard your cries for help and

+

Go wrong

Write zine called go wrong

Refugee sells refugee to a refugee collector down in Bay City, they’re grateful, it rains

In the other room

Black people watch white comedy

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Bloomberg 1942-2845

IF IT’S 95, KILL IT

IF IT’S 85, KILL IT

IF IT’S 75, KILL IT

IF IT’S 65, 65’S A GOOD AGE, KILL IT

IF IT’S KEN LOACH-ESQUE, KILL IT

KILL HATE EDIT FLAY

VOTE ME

 MIKE

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Lem Face

I’m sorry Chopin

Your website is shit

Argh

Next thing I knew I was back on my ship

Saying boon

Some sort of scholar

Saying boon too

Neither of us plans to read Dune

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Urdu Camper van [textbooks lie]

Jezuz, Zico

Not everyone in India has a sharpie

Factories and shoes

Factories and shoos

who builds the builders, who buries the toys?

Ghandi grammar, Modi verbs

modi them sideways

into alleys within alleys within alleys within alleys winter alleys without allies within alleys and alleys and alleys within alleys within Tim Allen doesn’t care within alleys and alleys and

hi Shaani

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Bad Hungarian

Neon power clit

subverts

bus driver monologue

wooden bench, big palace, sexy guards

we’re in some real pretty shit now man

big man

my man

some of my best friends are chin-shaped and

quiet and

honestly

guh versus juh

means little

when there’s no second parachute

Read here

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Winter Budapest

Two seventeen becomes

two eighteen becomes

27 districts of

Hungarian lonely

wanking to our layout plan

heroes scratched

waiting for cop name

Jesus, that sharp?

At least you didn’t roll off a cliff

Grace Park.

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German Post Office

fanny jackal

roams supermarket

no trolley but fish with a face

and

jevil is devil with a j

Slovene

mysteries are the best

even

Fairuza Balk can agree

Read here